viva la syrjala

Yesterday I introduced Andy to someone and they said, “Oh, Andy? Of #andyblogging?”

I’m sober to the extent that I can text with considerable fluency, but I’m drunk to the extent that I avoid strobe lights as if they were physical obstacles.

I thought I was gonna look like a dork in a bra with rhinestones on my face but everyone is in a bra with rhinestones on their face

I thought I was going to feel like a dork for wearing a bra and rhinestones on my face but everyone is wearing a bra and rhinestones on their face.

This club is playing a remix of Coldplay’s “Clocks.” What the fuck is this club.